Ocean and Nature Jokes
The snail and the whale had a lot of time together on their trip around the world. We think they would have loved sharing these jokes to pass the time!
Ocean-Themed Jokes
What do you call a snail who sails the seven seas?
A snailor.
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved.
What's the most common insect found on the beach?
A beach buggy!
What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.
Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?
Because they never do it on porpoise!
What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster!
What kind of music do killer whales like?
They listen to the orca-stra!
What do you call very small waves crashing into the shore?
Micro-waves.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
How does the ocean floor keep up to date with the news?
By following current events.
What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?
Show me your mussels.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Open the door!
Why do male dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
What do you call a baby whale?
A little squirt.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What's the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, and the other wags a tail.
How did the octopus make the whale laugh?
With ten-tickles.
How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
Nature-Themed Jokes
Everybody loves a good joke! Here are some more to entertain your friends and family.
Why didn't the lightning take part in the storm?
It was on strike.
How does rain tie its shoes?
With a rainbow.
Why doesn't the sun need to go to college?
Because it already has millions of degrees.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What has no fingers, but many rings?
A tree.
What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A palm tree.
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
